Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio.

Last night, I went to a wine tasting and signing with the one and only Ramona Singer. I wasn't really sure what to expect; I've seen her on The Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) on Bravo and couldn't envision the woman physically sitting still for two hours. But I suppose it helps if the attendees are each buying a bottle of your wine (retails at: $14.99) and quite a few people were leaving with cases—all signed of course.

I wanted to tell her that her wine label was awful (and then slip her my business card). 

But I didn't have the b@lls to do it—plus, I didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Dying over the juxtaposition of live Ramona and 'enhanced' cardboard cutout Ramona behind her.

 Time-out from signing for some makeup reapplication. And it needs to be said, that she looked great in person. High Def television makes them all look older I think. I wouldn't mind looking like her when I'm her age. What is her age anyway?

Here is Meredith admitting to Ramona that she prefers Ramona to Jill Zarin (fellow RHONY cast member). Ramona replied, "Well, we all have our different personalities don't we?" Classy, Ramona. Classy.

Then this girl rolls up with a cake she baked for Ramona. Gotta say, it was super creative and very well crafted. Plus she got a great pic with Ramona and the cake. What better way to promote your cake business than to have a celebrity photo op! Genius. Wish I had thought of that. But then that would mean I'd have shown up with a bunch of bottle redesigns. And that's mean...right?

There were a couple more pictures of all the girls I went with and Mrs. Singer but they didn't upload. Waaaaa. I'll be sure to update this post as soon as I get a chance to reupload the shots. 

Andrea xx